It tears the left away from right
and puts your posture in a plight.
It’ll leave you slouched upon a bench
contemplating a massive trench… in your belly.
Your precious connective tissue
Is my platform’s main issue.
I’m hoping for a change in ab training
that will leave fewer people straining… their linea alba
Okay I hope you enjoyed my silly attempt at using some buzzwords from election day to focus on a musculoskeletal injury that affects so many people: men, women, and children alike. As I was saying to a new member the other day during her free phone consult, I’m here to help whoever is ready. I don’t discriminate. I’m not perfect. I’m still learning; just the other day I got schooled on a few semantics of how to best phrase all of this. Bottom line: I’m so grateful for something ELSE to focus my energy on tonight besides who is president! My one vote might not have made much of a difference, but hopefully my ONE website here is impacting the world in a positive, healing way! Now, I’m not going to give you the details of how I voted, but I will give you more details on diastasis if you click HERE!